Stop saying “PLEASE” and “THANK YOU” – being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want. Replace them with placegolders, like “NOW” and “ABOUT TIME”.
Avoid all eye contact – an absolute must!. Looking someone in the eye can come off as charming, or confident, or “normal”. When dealing with men (or maybe superheroes), you want to stare at their hairline. Even if it’s a good hairline. Keep staring.It’ll get to them. With women, you’re gonna wanna stare at theirfriend’s breasts.
Quit reading things – Newspaper, the Internet, your mail, this blog. Reading only leads to thoughts and eventually all that thought will manifest into some form of something you might want. But that’s not waht this list is about, and that’s what you want, stop reading.
No tipping – If you ever have to tip someone, and I mean have to (say your new girlfriend’s dad is a valet), ball up the money and throw it as far away as you can. Fun fact: If you ball up three or four fifty sen coins in a ringgit bill, it goes really far – if you know how to throw.
Say no to doing fun things – like going out to dinner, having friends over to your home, any kind of travel, babysitting a young child, or working on a movie with Owen Wilson and the Farelly brothers.
Trip people – do this everywhere, And often. (Warning: This one can lead to some undesired roughhousing)
Steal batteries from family and friends – anytime you’re at a loved one’s home, find the portable devices, crack ’em open, and snake the batteries. And don’t forget: Those elusive 9-volt batteries may be found in most smoke detectors.
Be mean to children – And rude to animals. If you can orchestrate for children and animals to be pitted againts one another, always do so. It’s about putting fort a little extra effort on a karmic level.
Stage 1 (end of April)
Intel i7 960 3.2 Ghz LGA 1366
Asus Sabertooth X58 LGA 1366 motherboard (this how the project got its name)
Kingston 6GB DDR3 1600 CL9 Hyper-X (2GB x 3)
Western Digital 2TB (64 MB) SATA HDD
Sapphire Radeon HD 6870 Toxic 1 GB DDR5
Samsung Optical DVD-RW SATA 24X Optical Drive
Cooler Master Silent Pro M 700W PSU
Cooler Master HAF-X 942 Black Full Tower Casing (transparent side panel)
MS Windows 7 Home Premium (Retail Pack 64-bit)
and yet one my my friend said that this was a low-mid-end setup….sigh
|these are the component for this project..yeah low-mid-end damn-it!|
This set-up cost me about RM 4.3k without the monitor
Stage 2 (May)